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25 teacher jokes that will make you laugh out loud

^{Published on 2025-05-06 11:51:32 - Today}

No homework here
just funny one-liners, dumb puns and dad jokes dedicated to teachers and school life.

The article from Today.com titled "30 Teacher Jokes That'll Crack You Up" features a collection of humorous quips and one-liners centered around the theme of teaching and school life. These jokes cover a range of topics from the challenges of classroom management and grading to the amusing perspectives of both teachers and students. Notable entries include puns like "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems," and witty observations such as "Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we gave them credit, they wouldn’t be teachers." The article aims to provide light-hearted entertainment and a bit of comic relief for teachers and anyone connected to the education field.

Read the Full Today Article at:
[ https://www.today.com/life/inspiration/teacher-jokes-rcna205085 ]

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25 teacher jokes that will make you laugh out loud