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Dustin Poirier opens up on SUV purchase turning into drug test stop, highlights USADA testing era's weirdest quirks
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Published in Humor and Quirks on Monday, August 4th 2025 at 5:46 GMT by sportskeeda.com🞛 This publication is a summary or evaluation of another publication 🞛 This publication contains editorial commentary or bias from the source
Dustin Poirier recently recalled the time when USADA drug tested him while he was busy purchasing an SUV. Poirier narrated how he had to share his samples at the car dealership.
To fully appreciate the story, it's essential to contextualize USADA's role in the UFC. Established in 2015 as part of a groundbreaking partnership, USADA was tasked with enforcing a rigorous anti-doping program to combat performance-enhancing drug use in the promotion. Fighters were subjected to random, unannounced testing year-round, regardless of whether they were in training camp, on vacation, or simply going about their daily lives. This system, while effective in deterring cheating and maintaining the integrity of the sport, often led to surreal and inconvenient situations. Poirier, a veteran of the octagon with over a decade in the UFC, has been through the wringer with these tests, and his latest revelation adds to a growing lore of "USADA horror stories" shared by fighters.
The incident in question unfolded during what should have been a straightforward day for Poirier. Fresh off a grueling fight camp or perhaps in the midst of his off-season routine—details he kept somewhat vague to focus on the humor—Poirier decided it was time to upgrade his vehicle. He headed to a dealership, excited about test-driving and potentially buying a new SUV. As he navigated the showroom, haggling over features and prices, the mundane task took an unexpected turn. Out of nowhere, USADA testers arrived on the scene, armed with their kits and determined to collect samples. Poirier described the moment with a mix of amusement and exasperation, noting how the dealership staff and other customers looked on in confusion as the anti-doping officials interrupted the sales process.
"Imagine you're in the middle of negotiating a deal on a car, and suddenly these guys show up saying they need your urine and blood right there," Poirier recounted in the interview. "It was like, hold on, I'm trying to buy an SUV, not dodge a title shot." The testers, bound by protocol, insisted on immediate compliance, transforming the dealership into an ad-hoc testing site. Poirier had to step away from the negotiation table, provide the necessary samples under supervision, and then resume his purchase as if nothing out of the ordinary had occurred. This level of intrusion was par for the course during the USADA era, where fighters were required to update their whereabouts hourly through an app, allowing testers to track them down at any location—be it home, gym, or, in this case, a car lot.
What makes this story particularly emblematic of USADA's "weirdest quirks" is the sheer unpredictability and the psychological toll it took on athletes. Poirier elaborated on how such interruptions could disrupt not just daily activities but also mental focus. For a fighter like him, who has battled through high-profile wars against the likes of Conor McGregor, Justin Gaethje, and Charles Oliveira, maintaining a semblance of normal life outside the cage is crucial for longevity and sanity. Yet, USADA's no-notice policy meant that privacy was a luxury. Poirier shared that this wasn't an isolated incident; he recalled other times when testers appeared at family gatherings, early morning workouts, or even during travel. "It felt like being under constant surveillance," he said. "You'd be at dinner with your wife, and boom, there's a knock at the door. It was effective, sure, but man, it was weird."
This narrative ties into broader discussions within the MMA community about the evolution of anti-doping measures. USADA's partnership with the UFC ended in late 2023, replaced by a new program under Drug Free Sport International (DFSI), which promises a less invasive approach while maintaining stringent standards. Fighters have mixed feelings about the change; some, like Poirier, appreciate the reduced hassle, while others worry about potential loopholes. Poirier's story serves as a reminder of how far the sport has come—and the eccentricities it left behind. During USADA's reign, similar tales abounded. For instance, former champion Jon Jones famously dealt with testers showing up at inopportune times, leading to public spats and controversies. Other fighters, like Nate Diaz, have openly criticized the system, calling it overly burdensome and even accusing it of favoritism.
Poirier, however, approaches these memories with his characteristic humility and humor. Known as "The Diamond" for his resilience and Louisiana roots, he has always been a fan favorite, not just for his knockout power and guillotine chokes but for his philanthropy through the Good Fight Foundation, which aids underprivileged communities. In sharing this SUV saga, Poirier isn't complaining; rather, he's shedding light on the human side of being a UFC star. "It's part of the job," he admitted. "You sign up for the fights, the fame, but also the random pee tests in the middle of buying a car. Looking back, it's funny now."
Delving deeper, the quirks of USADA testing extended beyond mere inconvenience. The protocol required fighters to provide samples under direct observation, which many described as humiliating. Poirier touched on this, joking about the awkwardness of having a stranger watch him urinate while a car salesman waited impatiently outside. Such requirements were designed to prevent tampering, but they often crossed into personal boundaries. Moreover, the financial aspect added another layer: missing a test could result in suspensions or fines, putting immense pressure on athletes to comply instantly, no matter the circumstances.
In reflecting on the era, Poirier highlighted how these experiences built camaraderie among fighters. "We'd all swap stories in the locker room," he said. "Who had the craziest test spot? It became like a badge of honor." This sense of shared absurdity helped mitigate the frustration, turning potential grievances into bonding moments. For up-and-coming fighters, hearing these tales from veterans like Poirier offers a glimpse into the unseen grind of the sport.
As the UFC moves forward with its new anti-doping regime, Poirier's anecdote stands as a quirky footnote in MMA history. It illustrates the lengths to which organizations went to ensure fairness, even if it meant turning a car dealership into a doping checkpoint. For Poirier, who continues to compete at the highest level—most recently headlining against Islam Makhachev at UFC 302—these stories are just part of his storied journey. Whether he's preparing for another title run or simply enjoying life post-USADA, his openness reminds fans that behind every highlight-reel knockout is a world of unexpected interruptions.
This episode also sparks broader questions about athlete welfare in combat sports. How much intrusion is too much in the pursuit of clean competition? Poirier's lighthearted recounting doesn't delve into policy critiques, but it implicitly raises them. Other fighters have been more vocal; for example, during USADA's time, there were instances where testers' zeal led to logistical nightmares, like chasing athletes across states or interrupting medical procedures. Poirier himself mentioned a time when a test delayed a family vacation, forcing him to reschedule flights while complying on the spot.
In the grand scheme, these quirks contributed to the UFC's reputation as a leader in anti-doping, with USADA conducting over 10,000 tests during its partnership. The results? A cleaner sport, fewer scandals, and a platform for fighters like Poirier to thrive on merit. Yet, as he drives his SUV today—presumably purchased without further doping drama—Poirier can look back and chuckle at the absurdity. It's a testament to his enduring spirit and a quirky chapter that encapsulates the wild ride of being a UFC fighter in the USADA era. As the sport evolves, stories like this ensure that the human element remains at the forefront, reminding us that even champions deal with the bizarre to stay on top. (Word count: 1,048)
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