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• NASA could save $100,000.00 using a dog leash

If NASA spacewalker Heidemarie Stefanyshen-Piper needs to fetch a grease gun or tool bag again " why not take a lead from descendents of Laika rather than drop $100,000 into a black hole. Surely at such cost NASA could develop a fetching robotic Fido-on-a-rope. True one solution can pose yet another challenge - someone at the international space station will have extra duties spacewalking the dog.

For this the Jog Leash " from LaneGainer.com may come in handy. It keeps all things dear near! The space runners at Lane Gainer Sports say anyone can quick-click the bungee absorbing tether on to a collar or a tool bag and nothing floats off to cloud k-9; You don t even have to be a rocket scientist to use this dog leash. Our high-tech innovative leash has a simple lightweight design that lets Pluto do a 360 orbit around your waist hands-free while you are navigating outer space or the local sidewalk. You can multi-task with all the modern technology - everything from Blackberry, Ipod, Garmin, or just shuttling the groceries. We re not sure we can save the average Joe jet-pack $100,000 but we are sure you and Rocket will have a walk in the park that s out-of-this-world.

Price tag: Under $30 Get your order in before NASA sky rockets the price. www.lanegainer.com

(FYI " Laika was the first dog in space - occupant of the Soviet spacecraft Sputnik 2 that was launched into space on November 3, 1957.)